1614 American Proverbs / Page 41
801.
If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.802.
If you can't lick `em, join `em.803.
If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.804.
If you can't say something good about someone, come sit right here by me.805.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.806.
If you catch fish, you're a fisherman.807.
If you cut down the trees you will find the wolf.808.
If you dance, you must pay the piper.809.
If you desire many things, many things will be seem but a few.810.
If you don't believe in cooperation, watch what happens to a wagon when one wheel comes off.811.
If you don't have a plan for yourself, you'll be a part of someone else's.812.
If you don't know what to do, don't do anything.813.
If you drive, don't drink; if you drink, don't drive.814.
If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day long.815.
If you have no hand you can't make a fist.816.
If you have wit and learning, add to it wisdom and modesty.817.
If you help the evil, you hurt the good.818.
If you look back, you'll soon be going that way.819.
If you make yourself a doormat, you will be stepped on.820.
If you make yourself into a doormat, people will wipe their feet on you.