127 Jewish Proverbs / Page 4
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If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living.62.
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.63.
If there is bitterness in the heart, sugar in the mouth won't make life sweeter.64.
If you can't go over, you must go under.65.
If you don't aspire to great things, you won't attain small things.66.
If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird.67.
If you lie on the ground, you cannot fall.68.
In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter.69.
In choosing a friend, go up a step.70.
It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.71.
Let your ears hear what your mouth says.72.
Life is the biggest bargain. We get it for nothing.73.
Locks keep out only the honest.74.
Loneliness breaks the spirit.75.
Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family.76.
Loose tongues are worse than wicked hands.77.
Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.78.
Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death.79.
Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death.80.
Never trust people who tell you all their troubles but keep from you all their joys.