7 Cowboy Proverbs
1. 
Always drink upstream from the herd.
2. 
Don't squat with your spurs on.
3. 
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
4. 
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
5. 
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
6. 
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
7. 
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.